Getting Political: Just Shut Up.
Shut the fuck up. Seriously. I see you weren't content with just blowing the Democrats' chances in 2004, so you're going ahead and doing it again in 2006. Way to go, dumbass.
And then, once you fuck up, you go and call it a botched joke insist, "I was talking about Bush." No, you weren't, idiot. You were talking about a draft. But a draft is obviously way too controversial an issue for you to bring up when John McCain says we need 100,000 new troops over there and we have no idea where those 100,000 are going to come from.
Not only that, but you want to fuck it up for us again in 2008, too? Go away, you spineless babbling idiot.
With My Blessings for Your Retirement,
P.S. I suggest that we all adopt this phrase: