Dreams Do Come True

Last night, I had a dream that I wore my argyle sweater to work. In the dream, I was complimented on my keen fashion sense.

So, this morning, I dug around my closet to find my only argyle sweater, and wore it to work.

Sure enough, as I walked into a co-worker's office this morning, her first words were, "oh! You look so cute this morning! I love your sweater! It's so... collegiate!"

I wish I had dreamed up something much better.

4 Moments of Idiocy:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's cold enough to wear a sweater in NYC? I'm in shorts with a fan blowing on me out here.


(PS...next time, dream of Lindsey Lohan crab-walking naked.)

2:39 PM  
Blogger Brianne said...

I gotta admit, guys in argyle? HOT!

3:11 PM  
Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I had a dream last night I jerked off in the office bathroom. Sure enough...

12:31 PM  
Blogger DrunkBrunch said...

This has all the makings of a good porno plot. Just sayin'.

10:33 AM  

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