Call Me Mister Popularity
You know, dimmer people might actually accept these. I usually just deny them. But since these are all completely fake profiles generated to drive traffic to porn sites, anyway, why not choose the "send message" option instead?
To: JulieI know, I know. I had entirely too much time on my hands this weekend.
Subject: FOLLOW YOUR NO$E TO EASY MONEY!
Body: Too afraid to show your face on MySpace? Invest in a nosejob right now! Sure, you may be proud of your body, but the more money you pour into your face, the more money your "website" will generate!
Subject: I Play Nice
Body: Hi, PlayRough. I want you so bad! I know that your picture is probably from a "barely legal" website, and you're actually a 26 year-old male smut-peddler, but I've always wanted an imaginery female MySpace friend that I could slap around.
Body: Hi, SexyHotty. I think you missed the memo: these days, looking like Paris Hilton isn't considered a compliment.
Earlier: I Am Now Dumber for Having Read Your Message