Call Me Mister Popularity

I had three friend requests when I logged into MySpace today.

You know, dimmer people might actually accept these. I usually just deny them. But since these are all completely fake profiles generated to drive traffic to porn sites, anyway, why not choose the "send message" option instead?

To: Julie
Subject: FOLLOW YOUR NO$E TO EASY MONEY!
Body: Too afraid to show your face on MySpace? Invest in a nosejob right now! Sure, you may be proud of your body, but the more money you pour into your face, the more money your "website" will generate!

To: PlayRough
Subject: I Play Nice
Body: Hi, PlayRough. I want you so bad! I know that your picture is probably from a "barely legal" website, and you're actually a 26 year-old male smut-peddler, but I've always wanted an imaginery female MySpace friend that I could slap around.

To: SexyHotty
Subject: Paris
Body: Hi, SexyHotty. I think you missed the memo: these days, looking like Paris Hilton isn't considered a compliment.
I know, I know. I had entirely too much time on my hands this weekend.

Earlier: I Am Now Dumber for Having Read Your Message

2 Moments of Idiocy:

Blogger diane said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Marjorie said...

yeah, they always seem to come in groups, usually within 5 minutes of each other.

9:37 PM  

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