Things That Make Me Think Everyone in New York is Retarded This Morning
- The L train pulled into the station and came to a complete stop at its normal position. Then it started up again and pulled out of the station without opening its doors. The next train was five minutes behind it.
- The N train lurched along from 14th Street to 57th Street like a crippled child. This actually isn't retarded; it's expected, since the N is the worst subway line... again.
- I ordered a 16-ounce Tropical Awakening at Jamba Juice this morning. I got a 24-ounce unidentifable smoothie with blueberries in it. I hope it didn't have a Femme boost in it.
- On the elevator this morning: "Yeah, I take the subway because it's air-conditioned, but did you know the platforms are, like, never air-conditioned?" Really. I had no idea.