In The Papers, Sans Pat Kiernan
In today's New York Times:
No kidding! In addition, the Census shockingly revealed that New York City is a large city, Alaska is sparsely populated, and Florida has a lot of old people.
In today's USA Today:
Tee-hee-hee! Apparently, nobody at USA Today got the memo that "Wii" is pronounced "WEE." I doubt the accuracy of this headline; I find it hard to believe that anyone at Nintendo wants Wii to be a Wee-ner.