In The Papers, Sans Pat Kiernan

It's time for something a little lighter, since I've been called both a rapist and a homosexual in my blog in the last 24 hours. (Oh, and ugly! Don't forget ugly!) Thanks, Gawker!

In today's New York Times:
No kidding! In addition, the Census shockingly revealed that New York City is a large city, Alaska is sparsely populated, and Florida has a lot of old people.

In today's USA Today:
Tee-hee-hee! Apparently, nobody at USA Today got the memo that "Wii" is pronounced "WEE." I doubt the accuracy of this headline; I find it hard to believe that anyone at Nintendo wants Wii to be a Wee-ner.

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