I Am Now Dumber for Having Read Your Message
For the most part, the messages I get from random women are just space to sell their webcam sites. Those are skeevy, but they're spam. But while women deal with the repulsive come-ons from guys, we men have to face our very own unwanted messages:
From: ♥♥Brookie♥♥Yes, there were really hearts in her name. Multiple hearts.
Date: Aug 22, 2006 12:06 PM
Body: haha hey i was wonderin if ithaca is really like in american pie?..lol well hey hope to hear back from ya..ttyl byebye!
My brain hurts.