Would you like a straw?
Yes, I need a straw, because I totally look four years old. In fact, do you have any free sippy cups back there that you could toss in my bag?
I don't understand what it is with you New York City store owners and your straws. Is it cool to drink out of a straw in New York? Is this a trend I was not aware of?
And why do you even have a steady supply of straws? You don't sell any drinks that require straws. You're a goddamn drugstore - a chain, no less - and your franchises outside of the city have never offered me a straw.
So, no. I do not want a straw. Unless it's a bendie straw, or one of those twisty straws with cartoon characters attached to them. Those are pretty fucking cool.