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Me: I'd like a grande Blackberry Green Tea Frappuccino.
Barista: Sure. (Pause) Actually, we're all out of the blended creme base. Would you like something else?
Me: Hmm. Umm...
Barista: If you want, the Starbucks across the street at Astor Place should still have some.
Me: Hmm. I guess I'll...
Barista: Or you can try the one a block away on Second Avenue.