Fact and Fiction
Fiction: Allison Stewart is a legitimate journalist. She was on MTV, people! They just used "You Light Up My Life" as bumper music while they teased a story on power outages... on her news program on MSNBC!
Fact: Getting really sick is equally a great and terrible way to lose weight. I've lost six pounds since last Thursday. While this isn't exactly safe, when I'm fully recovered and off the drugs, my beer fast will officially be over.
Fiction: My readers care about my health and safety. Since, you know, they're advocating mixing prescription painkillers and alcohol.
Fact: "Ignition" by R. Kelly has been stuck in my head all day. I have no idea why. It's not the freaking weekend, and I'm in no mood to have me some fun. And I certainly haven't been fantasizing about hooking up with underaged girls.
Fiction: I have some interesting stories to tell. I have spent a total of five hours outside of apartment walls in the past five days, and four of those hours were in the emergency room. Soon, I will be able to show my face in public again without being stared at by freaks and pointed out by small children, and I will again be inspired to blog.