America's Got Jack
This is not to say that I really enjoy watching it. But it's July, and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE ON TV WORTH WATCHING. And it's amusing to see people make fools of themselves, and jumping on this show's bandwagon early carries far less guilt than admitting watching the awful auditions in the early rounds of "American Idol."
Of the seven other people who probably watch this mindless summer filler, did anyone notice that Brandy got bitchy last night? She suddenly went from Paula Abdul to a female Simon Cowell. I was waiting for her to bust out her truly bitchy side:
I apologize. I will never subject you to a discussion of a Regis Philbin-hosted television programs again.