Short Takes on Drink Service

Me: Can I have a small peanut butter-banana shake?
Smoothie Bar girl: Would you like protein in that?
Me: Yes, the protein that's in the peanut butter.

Me: Can I have an Absolut Blackberry and soda?
Bartender: Flavored Absolut drinks are $3 tonight.
Me: I know, that's what I just asked for.
Bartender: Oh.

Bill Maher: New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole

Me: I'll have a Grande Light-Ice Vanilla Almond Non-Fat Latte.

Dennis Leary: He's an asshole, what an asshole!

2 Moments of Idiocy:

Blogger Michael Leggett said...

OK, my story on food poisoning from a hot dog, is online now.

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Joy said...

You're not an asshole. You're a tool.

12:00 PM  

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