Short Takes on Drink Service
Smoothie Bar girl: Would you like protein in that?
Me: Yes, the protein that's in the peanut butter.
Me: Can I have an Absolut Blackberry and soda?
Bartender: Flavored Absolut drinks are $3 tonight.
Me: I know, that's what I just asked for.
Bill Maher: New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole
Me: I'll have a Grande Light-Ice Vanilla Almond Non-Fat Latte.
Dennis Leary: He's an asshole, what an asshole!