What Your Tchotchkes Say About You
Fitness Magazine wants me to stay well-hydrated. How nice of them.
Westwood One wants me to walk around New York as their corporate shill.
The City Business Journals Network wants me to gamble on them!
The best tchotchke today came from Best Life: a Father's Day card, with their logo on the back. Classy. I would show you a picture, but I'm a cheap bastard; I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise for my dad when he gets it in the mail.