What is this "network" you speak of?
Only one in four people between the ages of 16 and 34 can name all of the Big Four TV networks, according to poll results released by online video site Bolt Media. One out of every three people under the age of 34 could not name any of the networks, the poll went on to say.
Say it with me, morons: ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox. Seriously, you watch TV, right? I mean, TV penetration is at, like, 99%. And A THIRD OF YOU don't even know what you're watching?
Kids these days.