I got nothin'
The stress of this new-found attention may be too much to handle.
I'm going to lunch today at Mickey Mantle's. I am a Red Sox fan. I voluntarily accepted the lunch invitation this morning. Clearly, my brain is not operating at full capacity.
Items to come this week:
- Grading the items you can lose on the subway
- The inefficiency of the U.S. Postal Service and the U.S. Army
- Pictures of me being beaten up by angry Yankees fans after the Red Sox sweep the series at the stadium.
A man can dream, can't he?