Some Friday Fun

Ahh, nothing like a good e-mail forward to get you in the Holiday spirit.

WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
- A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
- Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
- You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
- When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

3 Moments of Idiocy:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey there,

I am trying to collect as many of my LJ pals snail mail addresses as I can, so I can send y'all holiday and birthday cards. Please comment here with your info or email it to me at AllisonSK@mac.com so I can add your info to the database.

Thanks in advance!
Allison

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey there,

I am trying to collect as many of my LJ pals snail mail addresses as I can, so I can send y'all holiday and birthday cards. Please comment here with your info or email it to me at AllisonSK@mac.com so I can add your info to the database.

Thanks in advance!
Allison

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Joy said...

Lame lame lame and Allison is lame too. I liked that post better the first time when it was beer v. vag. For more information, send me a message, buddy.

1:41 PM  

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